And That's Why We Dont Go Pissing On The Buttons In Elevators

Classic case of instant regret. Nothing like have some good ole fashioned LOL time with your own piss. Off a back porch? Fun! In a sink? You betcha. On your lover’s leg while you are enjoying a casual Saturday Morning beach run and one of you got stung by a jellyfish? Yes. Having fun with piss is a tradition like no other. That being said, piss is still liquid and therefore can have adverse effects on electronics. Keep that in mind the next time your balls are full of pee on an elevator.